Homeless Jedi

Home... Job... Shower... A Jedi craves not these things.

Home... Job... Shower... A Jedi craves not these things.
The news this bum received while on the 7-11 pay phone was so bad he just passed out right on the spot. Not sure what the bad news was but don't worry, some concerned bystander offered him a free burrito and he sprung right back to life...
Photo by of Allie J
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Apparently the economy is down in Middle Earth as well. You'd think he
could just conjure up a beer...
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First of all, I know Kimonos are things you wear and Komodo Dragons are giant prehistoric looking lizards that still roam our planet. With that out of the way take a look at the bum I like to call "Kimono Dragon". He kind of reminds me of David Carradine from the old TV show "Kung Fu" and "Kill Bill" movies. I wouldn't mess with this guys cart or the garbage can he's obviously guarding or he might break out the 5 point palm exploding heart technique on your ass.
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Try to spot the bum hiding here. See her...? I know it's tough but
look closely. Like the Chameleon some bums have evolved the ability to
blend into their surroundings to avoid detection.
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