The Bum Blog http://thebumblog.com Bums in the wild posterous.com Thu, 26 Aug 2010 17:09:26 -0700 Homeless Jedi http://thebumblog.com/homeless-jedi http://thebumblog.com/homeless-jedi

Home... Job... Shower... A Jedi craves not these things.

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]]> http://files.posterous.com/user_profile_pics/324149/me_as_alan.jpg http://posterous.com/people/eUl7yxyFRn Swish Swish Fri, 23 Jul 2010 15:42:28 -0700 Wow, Lindsay Lohan HAS really slipped http://thebumblog.com/wow-lindsay-lohan-has-really-slipped http://thebumblog.com/wow-lindsay-lohan-has-really-slipped

She really needs to get some help, and apparently so does this guy

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]]> http://files.posterous.com/user_profile_pics/324149/me_as_alan.jpg http://posterous.com/people/eUl7yxyFRn Swish Swish Tue, 20 Jul 2010 08:39:00 -0700 Really Bad News http://thebumblog.com/23557393 http://thebumblog.com/23557393

The news this bum received while on the 7-11 pay phone was so bad he just passed out right on the spot. Not sure what the bad news was but don't worry, some concerned bystander offered him a free burrito and he sprung right back to life...

Photo by of Allie J

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]]> Mon, 14 Jun 2010 23:33:00 -0700 Spontaneously Combusted Bum http://thebumblog.com/spontaneously-combusted-bum http://thebumblog.com/spontaneously-combusted-bum

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]]> Sat, 22 May 2010 14:08:53 -0700 Gandalf the Drunk http://thebumblog.com/gandalf-the-drunk http://thebumblog.com/gandalf-the-drunk

Apparently the economy is down in Middle Earth as well. You'd think he
could just conjure up a beer...

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]]> http://files.posterous.com/user_profile_pics/324149/me_as_alan.jpg http://posterous.com/people/eUl7yxyFRn Swish Swish Mon, 10 May 2010 16:06:55 -0700 "Kimono Dragon" Bum http://thebumblog.com/kimono-dragon-bum http://thebumblog.com/kimono-dragon-bum

First of all, I know Kimonos are things you wear and Komodo Dragons are giant prehistoric looking lizards that still roam our planet. With that out of the way take a look at the bum I like to call "Kimono Dragon". He kind of reminds me of David Carradine from the old TV show "Kung Fu" and "Kill Bill" movies. I wouldn't mess with this guys cart or the garbage can he's obviously guarding or he might break out the 5 point palm exploding heart technique on your ass.

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]]> Sat, 01 May 2010 17:37:39 -0700 Money or Face the Consequences http://thebumblog.com/money-or-face-the-consequences http://thebumblog.com/money-or-face-the-consequences

This is just funny I don't care who you are :)

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]]> http://files.posterous.com/user_profile_pics/324149/me_as_alan.jpg http://posterous.com/people/eUl7yxyFRn Swish Swish Wed, 28 Apr 2010 17:59:33 -0700 Where's Waldo: Bum Edition or Chameleobum http://thebumblog.com/wheres-waldo-bum-edition-or-chameleobum http://thebumblog.com/wheres-waldo-bum-edition-or-chameleobum

Try to spot the bum hiding here. See her...? I know it's tough but
look closely. Like the Chameleon some bums have evolved the ability to
blend into their surroundings to avoid detection.

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]]> http://files.posterous.com/user_profile_pics/324149/me_as_alan.jpg http://posterous.com/people/eUl7yxyFRn Swish Swish Tue, 13 Apr 2010 22:54:00 -0700 Spongebum Nopants http://thebumblog.com/spongebum-nopants http://thebumblog.com/spongebum-nopants

Looks like the recession hit Bikini Bottom pretty hard…

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]]> http://files.posterous.com/user_profile_pics/53310/Photo_21.jpg http://posterous.com/people/1lXElncrT1L Jarin Udom jarin Jarin Udom Sun, 04 Apr 2010 15:34:23 -0700 Do A/B split testing marketing tactics work for bums? http://thebumblog.com/do-ab-split-testing-marketing-tactics-work-fo http://thebumblog.com/do-ab-split-testing-marketing-tactics-work-fo
via dailyconversions.com

Short answer: Yes. Click through for the full story.

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]]> http://files.posterous.com/user_profile_pics/53310/Photo_21.jpg http://posterous.com/people/1lXElncrT1L Jarin Udom jarin Jarin Udom Thu, 25 Mar 2010 20:21:18 -0700 Overloaded Bum http://thebumblog.com/overloaded-bum http://thebumblog.com/overloaded-bum

This is another one of those bums with way too much junk. You live on the street, how much crap do you really need to haul around. Thoreau said it best "Simplify, simplify, simplify".

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]]> http://files.posterous.com/user_profile_pics/324149/me_as_alan.jpg http://posterous.com/people/eUl7yxyFRn Swish Swish Sat, 20 Mar 2010 16:16:45 -0700 A Bum Story http://thebumblog.com/a-bum-story http://thebumblog.com/a-bum-story
via youtube.com

We thought this guy might have been a bum at first because he was so drunk that he rode his bike right up and set it down in the doorway of the bar, but he turned out not to be a bum and we were sad.

But then, in a surprise twist, he told us a bum story! Epic win!

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]]> http://files.posterous.com/user_profile_pics/53310/Photo_21.jpg http://posterous.com/people/1lXElncrT1L Jarin Udom jarin Jarin Udom Sat, 20 Mar 2010 11:13:09 -0700 Funky Old School Bum Sings the "Butt Naked Party Song" http://thebumblog.com/funky-old-school-bum-sings-the-butt-naked-par http://thebumblog.com/funky-old-school-bum-sings-the-butt-naked-par

Got to love this guy. Has a synth, mic, and amp in a shopping cart powered by a car battery! His songs are pretty funny too (especially this one).

Oh, and not only does he go by the name "gaslamp" when he preforms he also takes tips in a giant plastic coke bottle bank. Awesome. You sir just earned yourself $2.

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]]> Fri, 19 Mar 2010 17:02:43 -0700 Welcome to the Hotel California http://thebumblog.com/welcome-to-the-hotel-california http://thebumblog.com/welcome-to-the-hotel-california

Welcome to the Hotel California...  bum style. Another excellent place for bums to congregate and smoke crack and other bum related stuff.

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]]> http://files.posterous.com/user_profile_pics/324149/me_as_alan.jpg http://posterous.com/people/eUl7yxyFRn Swish Swish Tue, 16 Mar 2010 12:21:02 -0700 Guitar Playing Bum and Creepy Girlfriend http://thebumblog.com/guitar-playing-bum-and-creepy-girlfriend http://thebumblog.com/guitar-playing-bum-and-creepy-girlfriend

This bum attempts to rock on the guitar but has no idea how to play, his creepy looking bum girlfriend hangs in the back with her scary ventriloquist dummy. I'm not sure what else to say about these two other than the fact they probably belong in a David Lynch film.

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]]> http://files.posterous.com/user_profile_pics/324149/me_as_alan.jpg http://posterous.com/people/eUl7yxyFRn Swish Swish Sun, 14 Mar 2010 04:02:19 -0700 More Bum-Inspired Fashion http://thebumblog.com/more-bum-inspired-fashion http://thebumblog.com/more-bum-inspired-fashion
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]]> http://files.posterous.com/user_profile_pics/53310/Photo_21.jpg http://posterous.com/people/1lXElncrT1L Jarin Udom jarin Jarin Udom Thu, 11 Mar 2010 11:39:59 -0800 Chinese bum inspires fashion - Derelique! http://thebumblog.com/chinese-bum-inspires-fashion-derelique http://thebumblog.com/chinese-bum-inspires-fashion-derelique Actual bum living in China is apparently inspiring fashion! This reminds me of Zoolander... I wonder if Mugatu is behind it. Oh and you can derelique my balls Cap-i-tan ;-)

http://www.blackbookmag.com/article/homeless-brother-sharp-causes-stir-in-china/16750

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]]> http://files.posterous.com/user_profile_pics/324149/me_as_alan.jpg http://posterous.com/people/eUl7yxyFRn Swish Swish Wed, 10 Mar 2010 19:28:45 -0800 Beach Bum http://thebumblog.com/beach-bum-11 http://thebumblog.com/beach-bum-11

If you're going to be a bum San Diego is probably one of the best places to do it. But don't tell the bums I said that...

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]]> http://files.posterous.com/user_profile_pics/324149/me_as_alan.jpg http://posterous.com/people/eUl7yxyFRn Swish Swish Tue, 09 Mar 2010 17:57:29 -0800 Bum Train http://thebumblog.com/bum-train http://thebumblog.com/bum-train So this guy kind of reminded me of a bum powered train cruising around. I have seen him with another trailer attached like a caboose, but not sure where it went. He's giving Tri-wheel Stroller Bum a run for his money (or change I guess). Notice he too has a ton of junk, but seemed to find a better way to travel. Oh and he also has a hard hat ;-)

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]]> http://files.posterous.com/user_profile_pics/324149/me_as_alan.jpg http://posterous.com/people/eUl7yxyFRn Swish Swish Thu, 04 Mar 2010 01:07:53 -0800 Sleepy Bum http://thebumblog.com/sleepy-bum http://thebumblog.com/sleepy-bum

Seems like a reasonable place to sleep... five feet from my door

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]]> http://files.posterous.com/user_profile_pics/324149/me_as_alan.jpg http://posterous.com/people/eUl7yxyFRn Swish Swish